are we human or are we dancer and dasher and prancer and vixen, comet and cupid and donner and blitzen
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
When you have roommates.
where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read
I can’t get over the brilliance in booking of having Benedict and R. Kelly on the same night. —>
Benedict reading the lyrics to R. Kelly’s song
Look at these incredible Disney shoes! They have really beautiful costumes and accessories as well that I will post later.
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
We interrupt this broadcast for an important announcement from Captain Trollando Jones
Whenever I hear this I want to dance like crazy! ….If only I could actually dance.